Update

Meant to write something tonight but already shut down the ol laptop. Pardon any errors in typing as I'm flat on my back typing on my phone (next I'd like to try mobile blogging while having sex, I feel like that will make my life complete).

In the meantime, Lyme disease is kicking my ass. I feel as if the tick bite has broken my funny bone. That leaves my blogging to whiney self pitying entries that you don't want to read anymore than I want to write.

So have faith, I'll either die or get better soon. I'm at peace with either as long as the pain goes away and I can retur to enjoying masturbation without needing to stop halfway through to rehydrate.

Peace Bitches